Tsk Tsk... If you're going to do something do it right! He's missing a case of beer, and he's still got clothes on...
You gotta do it buck naked, but be sure to grease up the old behind so you don't stick to the seat... Let's just say having your nut sack stuck to a seat isn't fun..... Nuff said.. And if you want the rest of the story, you need to buy me a beer...
Well, doesn't that just burn my biscuits.. I dang done told that boy not to go and drink that danged steering fluid... It was NOT moonshine BOY! But what you gonna do.. Y'all come back now ya hear? And this time.. No steering fluid BOY!
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